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CoinFlip‑1P v0.0.1‑ultra‑quant· the 1‑parameter AI

benchmark: 50.0% accuracy (SOTA)1 parameter0 hallucinations100% local

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The best prediction model in history · 50% success rate · Heads = Yes, Tails = No

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Model card
  • Architecture: σ(w · z · 1.5); z = hash(hold time ⊕ jitter) → 𝒩(0,1), runs on ONNX Runtime
  • Parameters: 1 (one). Quantized from 1.8 trillion; the rest retired.
  • Training data: 3 coins, 1 cup of tea.
  • Benchmark: 50% ± luck on HeadsTails‑Bench. SOTA.
  • Hallucinations: 0. No imagination whatsoever.
  • Limitations: Do not use for life decisions. Or do, no refunds.
  • Runtime: Several megabytes of ONNX Runtime to do one multiplication. Efficiency is not our department.